MAD·ness

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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koko-works:

I got my commission back from @mishhe-kht yesterday and I absolutely fucking love it. Absolutely uncanny, and gorgeous.A wonderful commission experience, and they were responsive, quick, and sent me constant updates. 

Thank you SO so much for this Mishhe, I am still floored by it♥

asgardian-viking:

so castlevania is one of those shows where you swear someone has added fake captions to a screenshot but it´s actually real.

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I do believe his mouth is heaven, his kisses falling over me like stars.

~ Richard Siken, Crush
(via books-n-quotes)

eevee-nicks:

light-of-aether:

ryttu3k:

musashi:

jankybones:

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Go ahead and tell me im wrong

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THIS IS LITERALLY ASH KETCHUM’S ROOM IT IS THE SECOND SCENE OF SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 OF THE POKEMON ANIME FROM 1997 CAN FAKE NERD BOYS PLEASE GO

Also consider: sports fans.

Pokemon is like if sports and cats were blended into the ultimate all-consuming marketable thing

That’s… actually the best explanation of Pokémon I’ve ever seen.

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